One Of A Kind

If you're looking for an easy way to keep your floors clean, this little gem is a sure bet.

Hank's thin smile stretch across his wide, wrinkled face slowly as he placed his bet on the card table. "I'll see your two pest control pressure sprayers and RAISE you five boxes of these energy-efficient twisty light bulb things." He then leaned back into his folding chair and crossed his arms triumphantly. "What do you say to THAT, Nestoras?"

Hank was bluffing. Nestoras was sure of it. He'd never before seen Hank so confident at the monthly Superintendent Poker Night. Clearly, Hank was overcompensating. At least, Nestoras hoped that's what he was doing.

The other three players sitting in the basement of 10378 West Pembrooke watched in silence. Paulie, who was the Super of this building, continued to shovel chip after chip into his mouth, his nervous eyes darting back and forth between Hank and Nestoras as if he hadn't folded immediately after looking at his hand. Solomon just kept shaking his head, wishing he hadn't thrown his best drain snake into the pot before bowing out. And Giovanni, who'd been tapped out five hands ago, drummed his fingers over the table repeatedly while Nestoras stared into his cards.

Nestoras was in for the two sprayers, a couple of brand new wrenches, and 12-count box of mopping solution. Even though he was sure Hank had nothing in his hand, he was still afraid Hank's "nothing" might beat his full house of threes and fives. If only Hank were easier to read...

"Come on, Nestoras! You gonna call or fold or what?" goaded Giovanni. "I've got two elevators I've gotta fix before the morning rush tomorrow, eh?"

Nestoras took a deep breath and made his decision. He bent down next to his chair, reached into his bag, and placed his bet. "I can cover those bulbs, but I'll raise you this Neato Robotics Vacuum Robot."

Hank immediately frowned. Nestoras took it as a good sign as he continued. "I picked up this thing when a former tenant of mine left it behind. Brilliant piece of work, this thing. If you place this vac in one of your empty units, it'll sweep up the whole apartment whether you've got furniture in there or not. It's low-maintenance, it's got powerful suction, and most of all, it saves you the trouble of having to get the unit ready to show off to a prospective renter." He looked Hank right in the eye. "I'll even throw in the replacement squeegee blade, four extra filters, and six replacement brush blades."

Solomon whistled. Paulie nearly choked on his chips. Giovanni raised an eyebrow at old Hank.

"Well, Hank?" he said. "We're all waitin'."

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  • Designed to meticulously clean floors on a daily basis, this all-floor robotic vacuum cleaner covers every inch of your floors, smartly seeing and working around furniture, stairs, and more. A simple user interface allows you to schedule it to clean your rooms while you are away.
  • Neato's laser-based Room Positioning System gives the robot vacuum a full 360-degree view of a room so it can create a map of the room, detecting walls, doorways, furniture and other obstacles.
  • Using its map, the Neato avoids most obstacles that other robots can only detect by impact. Just press the Start button and your Neato determines the best cleaning path to clean the floors using its unique, methodical straight-line pattern.
  • Once it finishes cleaning one entire room, it drives through one of the "recognized doorways," to start cleaning the next room. And, with its powerful vacuum suction, it picks up all your dirt, debris, and pet hair on your floors.
  • Bonus accessories include:
    - 1 Replacement Squeegee Blade
    - 4 Extra Filters
    - 6 Replacement Brush Blades
  • Smart - The Room Positioning System (RPS) is the proprietary technology that makes Neato as smart as--sometimes smarter--than a human housekeeper.  Go ahead and rearrange the furniture: Neato will adapt its course without missing a beat.
  • Powerful - The high-performance vacuum inside your robot works in a precise back-and-forth motion, picking up even tiny specks, and easily sliding under sofas, tables and beds.
  • Simple - Just charge it up, press the Start button, and watch it work. Once it's finished in one room, it will begin working in the next--or return automatically to its base for recharging and resume cleaning where it left off.
  • Schedule everyday cleaning with a few simple button presses and your house is always ready for guests, even when you've been out all day.
  • It works on all floor types--carpet, rugs, hardwood, Pergo, and tile--so you never have to clean another floor, even in your bathroom.
  • It uses the most powerful vacuum system with efficient air flow and suction to clean up dirt, dust, and pet hair
  • Easy to Use - Just press start and it cleans for you
  • Low maintenance design means you just need to empty the dirt bin between cleanings
  • Neato cleans using a back and forth pattern, ensuring that it thoroughly cleans all of your floors
  • Largest dirt bin in a robotic vacuum—its easy to access and empty
  • Designed as a true vacuum with a beater brush and the strongest suction available in any robotic vacuum cleaner
  • Scuff-free navigation: At the vacuum's core is a centrifugal compression impeller that follows jet engine airflow principles. It creates sustained high-powered suction, allowing the Neato to thoroughly pick up dirt and debris
  • Dimensions: 16" x 16" x 3"

Warranty: 1 Year Neato


In the box:

(1) Neato XV-12 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner includes:

  • Charging Base
  • Power Adapter
  • Batteries
  • Quick Stark Guide
  • User's Guide

(1) Accessory Kit includes:

  • (1) Replacement Squeegee Blade
  • (4) Replacement Filters
  • (6) Replacement Brush Blades

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 56.118s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 36% first woot
  • 9% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 13% < 25 woots
  • 15% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 31% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 2% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

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