Cleaning House

The non-marring bumper guards will protect your furniture, but not your friendship.

"Dude. Are you totally brain dead?" asked Craig.

"What?" answered Jimmy. "She has always maintained that the reason she wouldn't go out with me was because we worked together. So I figured, ya know, since we don't work together any more-"

"You didn't even let her storm out before you asked her, Man! You have to let girls storm out. Otherwise, you're going nowhere fast," said Craig.

"Oh like you're some expert now? How'd that game plan work out for ya, Bud?" Jimmy chided.

"I told you SHE threw ME out. Not the same scenario," said Craig.

"Whatever you say, Man. Oh crap! There she is!"

Craig instinctively turned around to see who Jimmy was talking about.

"Don't look at her, Dude! She'll know we were talking about her! Quick! Pretend I'm telling you about this Oreck vacuum."

Craig didn't have time to respond before Jimmy started talking really loudly and gesturing towards a vacuum.

"UM, so YEAH … this is a REALLY great vacuum. It really SUCKS. But, like, in a good way."

"Um … is it … heavy … I guess?" Craig asked.

"Heavy? No, Man. It's like, super lightweight. Only 9 pounds."

"Cool. Cool," said Craig.

Jimmy gave him an expectant look and gestured with his head at the vacuum.

"Oh … uh," said Craig obviously struggling to come up with another question. "Is it, like, fast?"

"Sure is! The Powerful Direct Suction design provides airflow up to 102 MPH," said Jimmy.

"Sweet," said Craig. "Now what about the …"

"Oh HEY Lisa! What are you doing here?" Jimmy interrupted.

"I'm just here to get my last paycheck, Jimmy. Where's Maurice?" Lisa said curtly.

"He's in the back," he said and then quickly continued. "So I was just telling this fine young gentleman … what's your name again, Sir?"

"Craig," said Craig.

"That's right. Anyway, I was just telling Craig here about how much this Oreck vacuum sucks. I mean, you know … well you know what I mean," said Jimmy.

"Something here definitely sucks," Craig joked.

Lisa laughed.

"HA! You're funny," she said to Craig. "Listen, would you like to grab coffee sometime?"

Jimmy's jaw dropped. Craig was so surprised he just stuttered.

"Uh … um … uh …"

"Great," said Lisa as she handed Craig a small piece of paper and smiled widely at Jimmy. "Here's my number. Call me."

And with a flip of her blonde hair, she turned and strutted off.

Jimmy and Craig stared silently after her until she disappeared around the corner. Then Jimmy punched Craig in the shoulder.


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  • Lightweight design at only 9 lbs. makes it easy to handle and maneuver
  • Powerful Direct Suction design provides airflow up to 102 MPH for reliable cleaning
  • Sanibel System automatically locks dirt in the bag for quick and easy disposal
  • Incandescent light on front of unit illuminates floor to help operator see dirt and dust
  • Non-marring bumper guards help protect not only the vacuum but walls and furniture as well
  • Includes 1, 8 quart capacity dust bag and user's guide

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item

Warranty: 1 Year Oreck



Dimensions: L 13" x W 9.5" x H 48"
Cord Length: 30 Feet
Volts: 120V
Hertz 60Hz
Amps 4.0 amp
Weight: 9 lbs.
Replacement Part Information
Item Part Number
8 Pack Dust Bag CCPK8
Replacement Belts 3-Pack  0300604
Replacement Light Bulb 00965-0019

In the Box:

(1) Oreck RU41T XL Signature Plus II Vacuum includes:

  • (1) Vacuum
  • (1) 8-Quart Capacity Dust Bag
  • (1) User's Guide

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 16.882s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 12% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 30% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 27% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Woots by State

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