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This week, on a very SPECIAL episode of Home.Woot ...

Lesley was back at Ruttles again, looking for the perfect "anniversary of the day we discovered we both love Pad Thai" gift for Brant. Most of Jimmy's encounters with Lesley were entertaining, to say the least. But on this occasion, it was particularly difficult for him to keep a straight face.

"I need something really special," explained Lesley. "And I was thinking about this massage cushion."

"So let me get this straight," said Jimmy loud enough so that Maurice could hear from his hiding spot behind the end cap on the next aisle. "You want to give your husband a gift."

"That's right," said Lesley.

"Something real special," he continued.

"Yes," she confirmed.

"Like a massage. Which would, essentially, make it … a SPECIAL massage." Jimmy managed to contain his laughter, but a pained smirk crossed his face when he heard Maurice snicker from a few feet away.

Lesley ignored it and asked him to go over the features with her.

"Well let's see, shall we? We call this one 'Prospera.' She's quite beautiful, ultra thin and light weight. She'll really go to town on your husband's aching muscle. Muscles, I mean. With an 'S'."

Completely oblivious to any innuendo, Lesley went on. "So it does the neck, shoulders and back?"

"Oh yeah. Legs. Abdomen. Everything in between. Prospera will do anything. And I do mean ANYTHING." Jimmy emphasized the last word by raising his eyebrows twice.

"Ok, I'll take it," she said." "Can you wrap it up?"

"Of course! You never know WHERE these things have been, am I right?"

Lesley wasn't sure what he was getting at, so she just nodded, smiled and paid. As she was walking out the door with the gift, Jimmy waved and yelled after her.

"Have a nice day. I HOPE YOUR HUSBAND ENJOYS HIS SPECIAL MASSAGE!"

And with that, Maurice lost all control. He laughed so hard that the tears streamed down his face.

"Ahhh," said Jimmy with a satisfied sigh. "I will never get tired that."

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Features

  • Prospera’s beautiful Kneading Massage Cushion, with its ultra thin and light weight design, brings steady, relaxing massage to tired muscles
  • Your neck, shoulders and back will sigh with relief when you sooth them this massage cushion
  • Perfect for massaging legs and abdomen as well
  • Shiatsu massage mechanism with clockwise and counter-clockwise movement delivers a relaxing kneading massage just where you need it
  • Two pairs, total of four kneading massage heads ensure a relaxing massage
  • Can be used for vehicle, office and home settings
  • An elastic strap is built in the back of the cushion to easily mount to a car seat, includes a cigarette lighter cable

Warranty:  90 Day Prospera

Specs

Specifications
Shiatsu Kneading Heads: 2 Pairs (4 Total)
Programs: 2 Automatic
Shiatsu Kneading Massage: Yes
Massage Movement Direction: Clockwise and Counter-Clockwise
Plugs into Cigarette Lighter: Yes
Transformer Input: 100-240V, 50-60Hz
Transformer Output: DC 12V, 2A
Input: DC 12V, 2A
Power: 24W
Measures: L 11" x W 4" x H 7"
Weight: 3.5 lbs.
Recommended Time of Usage: 15-30 Minutes Daily

In the Box:

  • (1) Prospera PL015 Kneading Massage Cushion

Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
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  • 20% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
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Prospera Massager
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