"Less is More" and Other Lies

It seems recently there has been a trend towards downsizing that is, quite frankly, alarming. What ever happened to the days of 5,000 square-foot McMansions packed to the rafters with little porcelain figurines in curio cabinets and formal dinnerware with place settings for 30?

It used to be that you could tell a person's wealth by the number of throw pillows on their 20-foot sectional sofas. Now it's all about more tastefully-sized homes with nicer amenities and far less cabinet space to display your tin cannister collection.

Come on, people. Let's put an end to this craziness and get back to the old ways. Buy a bunch of this stuff. Together, we will ensure that socially irresponsible consumerism lives on forever.

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Features

Soothe muscles, relieve stress, and enhance blood circulation with the Prospera Penguin Percussion Massager. Featuring a streamlined handle and compact design, this handheld massager uses pulsation and infrared heat to target aching muscles. Designed to meet your specific needs, the Penguin has an adjustable speed that lets you find your preferred intensity, and it delivers deep-tissue massage when you apply pressure to your muscles.

Handheld Massager Soothes Tired Muscles:

  • Whether you want to soothe tired muscles after a workout or simply wind down after a stressful day, the Penguin lets you enjoy the relaxing and invigorating effects of massage
  • Its head delivers infrared heat and 3,000 pulses per minute to provide powerful, penetrating relief
  • The infrared heat reaches multiple muscle layers, making the Penguin ideal for targeting large muscle groups, such as those on your back, neck, chest, and legs
  • And when you want to work even deeper into muscles, simply apply slight pressure and the Penguin will provide a deep-tissue massage

Compact Design:

  • Measuring 18" L x 6" W x 4" H and weighing just 3.5 pounds, the Penguin is easy to handle and hold
  • Its compact size makes it ideal for at-home or on-the-go use
  • Wherever you are, the Penguin will be ready to sooth away your aches and pains and leave you feeling refreshed--just plug it into any standard outlet and enjoy

Adjustable Speed for a Custom Massage:

  • Whether you crave a light touch or a deep massage, the Penguin offers two speed settings to meet your needs
  • Transitioning from low to high speed is effortless--just slide the button that is conveniently located on top of the handle

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Specs

Specifications
Dimensions: 18" L x 6" W x 4" H
Weight: 3.5 lbs.
Voltage: 100-120V ~ 50/60Hz
Power: 26 Watts
Cord Length: 70"
ETL Certified: Yes

In the Box:

  • (1) Prospera PL888/PL008 Percussion Penguin Massager

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