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A stain? That doesn't have to be the way it is, baby.

DUBSTEP IS A STAIN ON SOCIETY LIKE YELLOWY STUFF IS A STAIN ON ONE'S TOOTH! That's what you say from your pontificating couch. And you mean it! So prove it! Take the steps you must take to be rid of those ugly tooth stains.

If you want to convince the wayward youth-ish types to follow you back to Zep and Jimi, you've got to be cuter than the electro-weenies who lead them astray! You've got to have perfect and lovely teeth, and you can only get those perfect teeth by stripping away all the stains! Literally! By using some of these Rembrandt Stain Removal Strips.

Otherwise, you might as well give in and wait for the drop. The drop of your principles, that is.

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Give your teeth a whitening boost and reclaim a natural-looking, whiter smile--in just minutes. Whitens tough surface stains like coffee, tea, soda, red wine and smoking. Dissolves new surface stains before they have a chance to set. Same enamel-safe ingredient dentists use. Noticeably whitens tough stains, like coffee, tea, soda, red wine and smoking in just minutes a day.

  • Brilliant Mint
  • Enamel-safe whitening in 2 weeks
  • Protects against the build up of future stains
  • Dissolves in just 5-10 Minutes
  • Nothing to remove
  • Does not harm standard dental work
  • Each box contains 56 strips, 112 total for both boxes
  • Expiration Date: December 2014
  • You will receive 2 boxes

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

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Keep out of the reach of children.  Do not use in children under the age of 12.  Avoid contact with eyes.  Temporary tooth sensitivity may occur.
Dental Work
REMBRANDT INTENSE STAIN Stain Dissolving Strips will not whiten but should not harm standard dental work, such as caps, crowns, veneers, dentures or fillings.  Strips will only whiten natural teeth.  Do not use with braces or other dental appliances.  If you have dental work on the teeth to be whitened ask your dentist if whitening is appropriate.

Ingredients: PVP, Hydrogen Peroxide, Water, Pullulan, Shellac, Flavor, Mono and Diglycerides, Silica, Glycerin, Sodium Saccharin, PEG-75, Polysorbate 20, Potassium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Propylene Glycol, Disodium Phosphate, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Locust Bean Gum, Triacetin, Xanthan Gum.

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  • (1) Rembrandt Intense Stain Dissolving Strips - 2-Pack

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