Safavieh Courtyard 2-pc Rug Set

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The Hose Knows

If’n it can’t be hose-cleaned, I ain’t a-ownin’ it.

I ain’t lived longer than a frozen toad to be wastin’ my time a-cleanin’ and a-scrubbin’ and a-warshing my effects with anythin’ but a hose. That’s why I a-cherish this here Safavieh 2-piece floor-pant set, ‘cuz they do love themselves a hose-warshin’.

I said “floor pants”, stranger. Well la-deeeeeee-da mister “rug”. That a downstate term? Call ‘em what ye may, but thet UV-and-mildew-resistant polypropylene won’t neither fade in the sunshine nor go musty in the damp, no matter how’n much I hose ‘em.

My third wife Virginia would get a-hollerin’, “Virgil, you two-timin’ son of a Oklahoma grouse, why’n the kitchen wetter than a two-eyed swamp rat?” She didn’t conceptemelize my warshing plan: It’s hose er nothin’, dear Virginia. Hose er nothin’. So when it came time fer th’ dishwarshing, I’d drag the hose inside, tell my old coon-hound to scat, and hose those plates and tin cups and what have ya ‘til they’re cleaner than a Yankee’s face.

My other floor-pants couldn’t take half the hose-lickin’ I give these Safavieh fellas, no sir. And these’re still purty as a steaming newborn Kentucky foal, ‘specially with them patterns bein’ such a deft modernization of the decorative motifs of the Seljuk imperial court. Floor-pants ain’t hardly worth steppin’ on ‘less they evoke the splendor of medieval Anatolia, my pappy always sayed.

Now if’n you’ll be so kind as to excuse me, stranger, I must see about warshin’ my kids. An’ by that I mean my juvenile goats. Alahooga! Tiffany! Gorgon! Lester! Sammi! Johosophinie! Tin-Pan-Dan! Brewster! Sally-May! Otis The Goatis! Git in here an’ prepare for yer hosin’!

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Features

 

Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty

Condition: New

Features:

  • Safavieh takes classic beauty outside of the home with the launch of their Courtyard Collection
  • Made in Turkey with enhanced polypropylene for extra durability, these rugs are suitable for anywhere inside or outside of the house
  • To achieve more intricate and elaborate details in the designs, Safavieh used a specially-developed sisal weave
  • Power loomed construction
  • Perfect for the patio and entrance way
  • Rugs are UV and mildew resistant
  • Can be easily cleaned by rinsing with a garden hose and left to dry in the sun
  • Dimensions (two pieces): 6’7” x 9’6” and 1'8” by 2'6”

In the box:

  • (1) Safavieh Courtyard 2-Piece Indoor/Outdoor Rug Set

 

Specs

Safavieh Courtyard 2-Piece Indoor/Outdoor Rug Set - 6'7” x 9’6” and 1'8” x 2'6”

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