The Most Classic Of Words
Remember: you can't defenestrate without a wall hole in your place!
Today's kids aren't learning the important things, you know? They focus on reading and writing and arithmetic, and not important historical events like The Defenestration of Prague.
Now, wise students of history will be asking the important question, namely "Which Defenestration of Prague do you mean, the first Defenestration of Prague or the second Defenestration of Prague?" But up-and-comers will be staring blankly and saying "There were two different Defenestrations of Pragues?" and then staggering over to the window to get some air. At which point, they will notice a lovely window panel and think "Huh... that's pretty classy!"
Naturally, the historian will do the same, they'll just put it in perspective. For example, they might think "Jan Zelivsky would have love this shade of blue!" or "If only this creme-color had existed in 1555, the Thirty Years War might never have occurred!"
It goes without saying that a window panel (such as this) will look lovely in your home. But don't just hang it and walk away. Learn. LEARNNNNNN. Because even the smallest incident can change the course of the world forever.
You know, like how Miley Cyrus accidentally started World War III.
Features
- Wrap your home in an aura of luxury with the Shadows grommet-top window panels
- Panels feature a modern design with a velvet-feel flocking pattern
- Set of 2 luxurious window panels
- Each panel measures 60" x 84”
- Each panel has 8 silver color grommets to create a tailored modern look
- Grommets have a 2" diameter
- Made from 100% polyester
- Machine wash
- Requires rod (not included)
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
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Made in: | China |
Lined: | No |
Light Filtering: | No |
In the Box:
- (1) Shadows Grommet Window Panel Set of 2
Specs
Specifications | |
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Fabric: | 100% Polyester |
Care: |
|
Made in: | China |
Lined: | No |
Light Filtering: | No |
In the Box:
- (1) Shadows Grommet Window Panel Set of 2
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 11m 1.991s
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