The orange ball of this vacuum is easily seen. In case you vacuum near a hunter.

Each year, the deer get closer and closer. First they were on the lawn. Then they were on the deck. Then they were peeking in the garage. Now they're in your living room, drinking a beer and shaking the empty chip bowl expectantly. And you know what they say. Where there's a deer, there's a hunter. But how can you allow an American their God-given right to hunt in your living room while also safely vacuuming up the chip crumbs and deer ticks that your antlered guests leave all over the couch?

Easy!

You just need a Shark Vacuum with a bright orange ball. See, with such an easy-to-see color, you'll never be mistaken for a deer doing housework. You'll be able to safely clean around the hunters, even if they're focused so hard on bagging big game. Best of all, once you activate the vacuum, the deer will be startled, and will run for the guest bathroom. Instruct the hunters to set up their blind there and they'll love you for it. Why, you can even charge a small "convenience" fee and turn a profit! How great will that be?

Don't let the local wildlife get too used to your huge television and comfy couch. Get a bright orange Shark and prepare for hunting season. It's like they say, the two best v's are vacuums and venison!

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