It’s Never The Ones You Think

Is your partner living a double life as a Steam Pocket Mop? Look for these troubling signs…

We’ve all seen it happen. A marriage that seems, on its surface, perfectly happy is torn asunder by the shocking revelation that one spouse has been secretly cleaning sealed and pre-sealed hard floor surfaces.

And don’t not think it couldn’t never happen to you. Before you dismiss this warning as a contrived premise for an allegedly humorous piece of copywriting, ask yourself these questions about your relationship:

  • Does your partner regularly forget not only your birthday, but his or her own birthday? Has he or she never even mentioned having a birthday at all?
  • Has your partner had, or considered having, surgery to enhance the size of his or her microfiber pad?
  • Do your partner’s social media profiles mention anything about 180-degree swivel action?
  • When you make overtures toward physical intimacy, does your partner claim he or she is “too tired from steam-cleaning all that damn linoleum”?
  • Did you meet your partner in a large cardboard box delivered on your doorstep?
  • Do you and your partner ever act out role-playing fantasies in which you are a carpet or area rug that he or she is freshening and deodorizing?
  • Has your partner ever complained about his or her steam holes becoming clogged?
  • When you ask your partner where he or she has been, does he or she become evasive, answering your questions with silent emissions of superheated chemical-free steam?
  • When you’re out together, do you ever catch your partner staring longingly at hard floors?

If you answered “yes” to one or more of these questions, you may be sleeping with a Steam Pocket Mop. Relationship counselors recommend remaining calm, talking through the issues together in a climate of non-judgmental understanding, and getting all the on-demand floor steam-cleaning you can out of your partner before dumping him or her in a few years for a younger model.

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Features

  • Steam Pocket Technology traps the right amount of super-heated steam at the perfect temperature to deliver optimal cleaning performance
  • Swivel steering makes it easy to maneuver into tight corners and around furniture
  • Safe on all hard floor surfaces
  • 99.9% sanitization - turns ordinary water into super-heated steam to eliminate 99.9% of germs and bacteria including e-coli, staph and salmonella on hard floor surfaces
  • 2 continuous steam settings, low setting is perfect for dust and high setting is perfect to mop
  • 2 premium microfiber pads, clean and sanitize with both sides of each pad
  • Superior cleaning and faster drying
  • Cleans hardwood, tile, marble, stone and linoleum

Owner's Guide

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty: 1 Year Shark

Specs

Specifications
Voltage: 120V, 60Hz
Power: 1500 Watts
Water Capacity: 10 ounce
Overall Dimensions: H 49" x W 12"
Cord Length: 24'

In the Box:

  • (1) Shark SE400 Pro Lite Digital Steam Pocket Mop

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