We're not saying this pillow will give you the best night's sleep of your life. We're just looking at you, looking at it, and making that little "POW" gesture with our index finger.

Craig closed his eyes and gathered his thoughts. Today was the day- that he was going to finish his web comic once and for all.

PANEL ONE: TITLE: The Sweetest Sidewinder.

PANEL TWO: We meet THE SIDEWINDER. He's fast asleep on a SideSleeper Pro Pillow & Case.
CAPTION: The Sweetest Sidewinder you'll ever meet? He basically slept on his side. And he always slept great, thanks to the contoured shape, of the pillow on which he'd reside.

PANEL THREE: The Sidewinder's out at a club. Everyone else is dancing. He's not.
CAPTION: The Sweetest Sidewinder would wake up refreshed, thanks to this special pillow's design. He'd go out to the club with a mind towards the love, of the loveliest serpent he spied.

PANEL FOUR: The Sweetest Sidewinder sees TAMMY, a blackhearted snake. She's slithering to the music.
CAPTION: But woe to the sidewinder who follows his heart when his heart is so terribly big! For a heartbreak soon follows and then he might wallow- and if she's too shallow- sharing a pillow could-

Craig sighed and closed his notebook and went back to his SideSleeper Pro Pillow & Case. At least he'd be comfortable while he stared out of the window. And if he closed his eyes, he could imagine the perfect contours were someone's arms.

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