Long Time, No See

This Sunbeam garment steamer will save you money, but it might cost you an awkward conversation with your dry cleaner.

Oh hey, John. How… um… nice to see you here at the grocery store.

Really, has it been three months? Wow! Well, you know, I guess I just haven’t needed much in the way of dry cleaning so much recently…

No, John! Stop it! It has nothing to do with you! You’re a great dry cleaner! Really, you are! It’s me. I’ve… um… stopped wearing clothes! This shirt here? A projection! Technology these days, huh? No, you can’t try to touch it… because… okay well maybe I lied about the projection.

The real reason I haven’t been by in a while is because… you know… I got into dirty clothes! Like really into them! Like, I haven’t washed these pants in months! No, I know they look clean… that’s because I’m a careful eater… or something…

No, you don’t believe that? What about this, then: I died! Or, I should say, my twin – your former client, Todd – died! So how do I know you? Well, because… like… I had his… memory implanted into my brain? That’s a thing that’s possible, right?

Oh, I can’t do this anymore! All these lies! John, here’s the truth: I got a Sunbeam 1500-Watt Garment Steamer. It takes just 45 seconds to heat up and then it’s ready to remove wrinkles while it sanitizes and refreshes my clothes, eliminating foul odors along the way. But you know what I really love about it, John? It’s cheap! Really, really friggin’ cheap! So, I don’t need to pay your exorbitant prices just to look dapper anymore!

I’m sorry. That was uncalled for. I mean, I’m still going to bring some stuff in. Like, the tux for my wedding! That’s way too important to do by myself!

Yeah, I’m getting married. Oh, did I not… invite… you? Please stop crying, John! You’re making a scene!

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Warranty: 1 Year Sunbeam

Condition: New


  • Removes wrinkles from garments, drapes, bed skirts, and upholstery
  • Sanitizes and refreshes clothing, eliminating odors
  • Convenient long hose and swivel casters
  • Emits 1500 watts of steam which produces dry-cleaning quality
  • Heats up in just 45 seconds for up to an hour of continuous steam
  • Transparent, easy-fill water tank
  • Weight: 12.28 pounds
  • Water tank capacity: 1.75 liters
  • Ready to use in: 45 seconds
  • Input voltage: 110-120 volts, 60Hz
  • Output power: 1260-1500 watts

In the box:

  • Base Unit
  • Patented Cool-Touch Hose
  • Removable Water Tank
  • Garment Hanger Hook
  • Telescopic Pole
  • Fabric Brush
  • User Manual


Sunbeam S1400 Easy Fill 1500-Watt Garment Steamer

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