The God-floor-ther

Take this Techko Maid Floor Sweeper, Vinnie. The big bosses say you've earned it.

Ayyy, Vinnie. Don't sweat it. Weren't you the day that Johnny Confetti dumped all that paper in the clubhouse? And weren't you there when Bobby String Cheese kicked that dust bunny out from under the couch while looking for the FBI microphones? Ayyyy! You were there from the beginning, Vinnie, right? And that's why we're giving you this little robot cleaner. Today, you're one of us. Today, you're a Maid Man.

What? You think this ain't an honor? Getting a little cleaning robot thing from the great Johnny Bad Puns himself? Vinnie, let me tell you, the day I got my Techko Maid Floor Sweeper was the best day of my life. Not only did it mean that I was, at last, part of the family, but I also had the cleanest house in New Jersey.

Trust me, Vinnie. This day is the start of the rest of your life. From this day forth, you're Vinnie No Crumbs.

Sorry, bro. Nobody gets to choose their own name.

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Now cleaning is Maid easy! With a single touch of a button, the RM403 can automatically move around the room cleaning all types of hard surface floors with wet or dry mopping.  Common disposable sheets for mopping make it easy to move and maintain.

  • Dust wood floors and mops linoleum, tile, and marble floors
  • Easy one touch button operation
  • Wet or dry cleaning capability
  • Uses standard size disposable cleaning clothes to wrap around the mop pad attachment
  • Comes with rechargeable batteries and an AC Adapter
  • Touch sensitive bumpers won't damage furniture or baseboards
  • Fall prevention sensors
  • Uses straight walk and preprogrammed random pattern movement for maximum room coverage

Operation Instructions

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

Warranty:  1 Year Techko Maid


Dimensions: 11.5" L x 11" D x 3" H (6" H with handle extended)
Input: DC 9V 300MA
Charger Input: 100-240 VAC 50/60Hz
Voltage: 9V

In the Box:

(1) Techko Maid RM403 Floor Maid Robotic Mopping Machine includes:

  • (1) RM403 Unit
  • (1) Mopping Pad
  • (1) Mopping Pad Cover
  • (1) AC Adapter
  • (1) Rechargeable Battery Pack
  • (2) Dry Disposable Cleaning Cloths

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 22.772s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 28% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 25% < 10 woots
  • 17% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 25% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Woots by State

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