Let It All Hang Out
"AHHH! Who are you? What are you doing in my house? And in my bath robe?"
Carolyn! It's ...
"Stay back! AND HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?"
BECAUSE IT'S ME! YOUR HUSBAND!
"Oh jeez, Roger. You scared the crap out of me! What are you doing?"
I just … well. I didn't know you were going to be home so soon.
"Oh my God. Do you always dress up in my clothes when I'm gone?"
No no. I just thought a bubble bath and a hot eye mask and neck wrap sounded nice. It's been a rough week.
"Oh. Well OK … hahahahaha."
I don't see what's so funny. What's wrong with a grown man enjoying the fast, soothing relief of pliable packs that adhere comfortably to his body and hold their therapeutic temperature for a full 20 minutes?
"Nothing. Nothing at all! It's just …"
It's just WHAT, Carolyn? It's just that I should use a soggy hot towel instead because that's more manly? Well EXCUSE ME if I prefer a drip and mess-free experience.
"It's not that, Roger. It's just that my robe doesn't quite fit you right and …"
OH! Whoops! Well, that explains why Maria left in such a hurry.
"Yeah, about that. This time YOU can find a new housekeeper."
Features
TheraPearl's doctor-designed packs are soft and pliable to adhere comfortably to your body. Drip and mess-free, it beats a melting ice pack or soggy hot towel any day. They are hypoallergenic, non-toxic and, best of all, reusable. Chill it in the fridge or freezer for analgesic cold, or pop it in the microwave for penetrating heat. The packs hold their therapeutic temperature for a full 20 minutes so you get fast, soothing relief.
- Use for cold or hot therapy
- Hypoallergenic and non-toxic
- Latex and lead-free
- Holds therapeutic temperature for a full 20 minutes
- Drip and mess-free
- Reusable
2-Pack Eye Mask and Neck Wrap includes:
- (2) Eye-ssential Mask
- (1) Neck Wrap
Directions: Apply to skin for doctor recommended time of 20 minutes. Remove and wait at least 20 minutes. Reapply pack for 20 minutes, if needed.
Cold Therapy: Freeze for at least 2 hours.
Heat Therapy: Microwave (see time recommendations below) and test pack temperature. Heat for additional 5 seconds as needed until desired temperature is reached. (RECOMMENDATION: 700 Watt Microwave-40 seconds; 1000 Watt Microwave-35 seconds; 1250 Watt Microwave-30 seconds)
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty
Specs
| Specifications | |
|---|---|
| Eye Mask Dimensions: | 9" x 2.75" |
| Neck Wrap Dimensions | 11.5" x 13" |
In the Box:
(1) Bundle TheraPearl Eye Mask and Neck Wrap includes:
- (2) Eye-ssential Mask
- (1) Neck Wrap
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- Speed to First Woot:
- 7m 3.225s
- First Sucker:
- wtc24
- Last Wooter to Woot:
- climb128
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