Todd’s Dirt Seasonings

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I don’t know, man.

The “dirt” thing was kinda funny, but the new line has me worried.

Guys, we have to talk. I was on board with the silly name for Todd’s Dirt Seasonings, in both Original and Crabby flavors. It’s funny, it’s kind of unique, and it gets people talking. But the newer stuff worries me a little.

Okay, the “Beef Mud” idea I sort of get: it’s a continuation of the “dirt” theme, even if it sounds kind of gross. But these others? “Chicken Lint?” “Pork Pondscum?” “Meat Filth?” These aren’t exactly appetizing.

Besides, I’m pretty sure you’re going to have a tough time getting “Meat Filth” any kind of advertising on television.

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Features

 

Warranty: None, it's dirt

Condition: New

Features:

THE ORIGINAL Todd’s DIRT

  • Container Size: 2.75 oz.
  • A true gourmet seasoning made with 14 spices, which is 100% all natural
  • No MSG, Gluten or any other junk
  • A mild seasoning that brings out all the flavor on the food that it is on
  • Fantastic on all kinds of meats
  • Transforms an ordinary piece of steak into a great steak
  • Great on the grill, in the oven, or in the crock pot
  • Seasons beef, pork, chicken, turkey, crabs, potatoes, rice, pasta, corn on the cob, eggs, stuffing, and more
  • Anything you would put salt and pepper on is better with DIRT
  • Use in your favorite recipes, marinades, soups and gravies

THE CRABBY DIRT

  • Container Size: 3.25 oz.
  • A unique gourmet Chesapeake Bay style seasoning made with 20 spices
  • 100% all natural
  • No MSG, Gluten or any other junk
  • Todd’s own special variation on the Chesapeake Bay Seasonings from the past mixed with the THE ORIGINAL Todd’s DIRT
  • Great on fish, crabs, shrimp, scallops or in your favorite crab cake recipe
  • Seasons Chicken, chili, BBQ, steaks, popcorn, french fries or in a Bloody DIRTY Mary

In the box:

  • Choose 2.75 oz. Container of The Original Todd’s Dirt or 3.25 oz. Container of Todd’s Crabby Dirt

Specs

Todd’s Original Dirt Seasonings

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