Turn on an LED flameless candle, go to the mirror, and chant "Bloody Mary" three times. Nothing will happen, and that PROVES technology is always better than superstition. Ha ha! Science wins again!

Do you remember those slumber party days, when you and your friends would sneak to find a candle and some matches (don't get caught!) and sent the bravest among you into the bathroom to chant "Bloody Mary" until something happened? Of course, it was always the wind or your annoying little brother hiding in the towel closet, but boy, something about a candle, right? It was always, always, always, always scary. So scary, it likely damaged you. For life. Why would you wish this on your sweet and innocent children?

That's why we're recommending these Flameless LED Candles, for them AND for you. Because these six-inch candles are, in fact, surrounded by real wax. But they're also stuffed full of LEDs that glow and flicker like a real wick, only without the eerie psychic phenomenon that a flame is known to bring. No poltergeists, no specters, no orbs, and absolutely no ectoplasm stains!

And best of all, your kids won't know what they're missing. Because they're kids! They don't know the rules! As far as they're concerned, a flameless candle is just as powerful and scary as the real thing. Yep, playing "Bloody Mary" will never again be-

-hang on, was that three? It was?

Did you just see something out of the corner of your eye right then? Like, a shadow kind of like a mirror's reflection?

... it's gonna be a long night, isn't it ...

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