Old Enough To Be

WARNING: Affects insect-type pests only. Will not rid you of the creepy older guy at the bar who tries to pick up women half his age.

Happy Father's Day, ladies. Mind if I buy you both a drink? I promise you won't have to call me "Daddy" for them, heh heh HEY WAIT COME BACK I WAS ONLY KIDDING AROUND!

You see that, bartender? I tell you, women today have no sense of humor anymore. That's what I get for taking a chance. Shoulda stuck with the classics: how much money I have, what kind of car I drive, and always referring to myself in the third person. Rod only ever fails nineteen out of twenty times with that one.

Did you catch that? You hear what I did there? Drives the ladies cra... Oh, sure, I'll have a Bloody Mary, extra spicy. Sorry about that.

Man, it's pretty dead in here, huh? You don't think it's because of Father's Day, do you? You'd think in this day and age, full of people whose daddies never hugged them, you'd be packin' them in.

My dad wasn't much to write home about, you know. He was one of those "easy going" types, see, the kind of person that didn't ask for much out of life other than a cold beer and a comfortable place to sit on his porch. The man was really into stuff like monogamy and simple pleasures and what not. He was nowhere near the swinging, once-divorced bachelor I am, but what can you do? It's not like you get to choose your parents.

Heh. I just remembered one of the last times I saw him before he passed. I was dropping off this lady I'd settled for, at last call the night previous, and found myself around my Dad's house. I figured I'd stop by and see how the old man was doin', you know? There he was sitting on his porch like always, watching his Solar Bug Wacker kill whatever came close. Boy, he got the biggest kick out of that thing and the way it wouldn't buzz when it was on. The fact that you could alternate between a white LED and a UV purple LED bulb was the peak of technology to him, I guess. I remember he pointed at it and said, "Son..." No, wait, I remember this. He looked right at me and said...

...geez, I guess I forgot. But it was important, I'm sure. A life lesson or something. Crap.

Huh? No, no, I'll go ahead and pay for the drink. I don't even want it anymore, really. But hey, would you mind adding a can of beer to my tab? And, please, don't open it. I don't think the cemetery appreciates open containers on their grou

 

nds. Thanks, buddy.

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Features

  • Controls flies, mosquitoes, and other flying insects by killing them instantly and humanely
  • Effectively controls insects for up to 800 square feet
  • Solar lights can be used for both lighting or bug-killing purposes
  • Alternate between two natural white LED bulbs or two UV purple LED bulbs with the flick of a switch
  • Hardly makes any sound when operating, so you can enjoy being outside without listening to a loud buzzing noise
  • The subtle design looks much better in your yard than a traditional bug zapper
  • Outer grid protects children, pets, and wildlife
  • Instructions available here

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Warranty: 1 Year Westinghouse

 

Specs

Specifications
Lights Included: 4
Bulbs per light 2 Natural White LED Bulbs (Lighting)
2 UV Purple LED Bulb (Bug Killing)
Solar Panel Type: Amorphous
Construction: Stainless Steel
Stake Construction: Aluminum
Finish: Gun Metal
Battery: Rechargeable 400 mAh, 3.2V, AA Lithium Phosphate Battery
Stake Depth: 6"
Above-Ground Height: 13.5"

In the Box:

  • (1) Westinghouse 396544-11R  Solar Bug Wacker - 4 Pack

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 16.557s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 72% bought 1
  • 21% bought 2
  • 7% bought 3

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