Our Story So Far

So, that's what we have to say about THAT product. Now, let's talk recap. As you likely recall from last time, we now celebrate Woot Offs with a look at our ongoing storyline. First, though, we'll make a special shout-out to Mouseka's thread full of theories and conjectures. Join in if you wanna... 

This month's been unusually exciting. Sylvia started us off by acting strange and Leslie was even more determined to prove her neighbor was a robot perhaps for a very good reason. Rod prepared to move and the stake-out detectives had a little argument about being taken for granted.

Nestoras was the first to find Sylvia had vanished without a trace but it was Sylvia's twin sister who figured out what had happened, and found Sylvia hiding out with Rod. What scandal is so big that Sylvia could only turn to her ex-husband? What scandal would attract Mike, the hairless yet well rounded detective?

Phil inner voice is urging him to reconsidering his life, while his young friends at college are learning how hard it can be to get along with each other. And lately there's been plenty on the TV. Now you're pretty much up to speed! Consider this your invitation to the stories yet to come.

Back to the Woot-Off!

Features

  • Whiskey Dick is here to help you rise to the occasion
  • Aged 4 years in hard oak casks and promising a velvety smooth finish, this is truly the gold standard of booz-flavored personal lubricants
  • There are guaranteed good times in every bottle - enjoy responsibly
  • Net weight 2.0 oz

Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states

 

Specs

In the box:

  • EpicMealTime Whiskey Dick

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 33.449s
First Sucker:
jasonpope
Last Wooter to Woot:
Trauber

Purchaser Experience

  • 3% first woot
  • 3% second woot
  • 24% < 10 woots
  • 21% < 25 woots
  • 48% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 0% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 57% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 27% bought 3

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