The Game
Face it, fellas, those supermodels all have library cards, and they've read the same books you've read. "The Game" just doesn't work any more. If you want to really bring home the babes in baskets, you need to follow the Fan Method. Wanna know more? No? Well, then, that TV show you like is dumb. NOW do you want to know more? Of course you do!
With three simple features, either the 16" Black & Decker High Velocity Fan or the 12" Holmes Remote Blizzard Power Fan can make you the hottest face in the club. One. Two. Three.
ONE: HIGH-INTENSITY. The Black & Decker High Velocity Fan has three speed settings. Go in on low, find your target, then ramp it up to high. Boom! Instantly cool.
TWO: VERSATILITY. The Holmes 12" Remote Blizzard Power Fan has an adjustable-tilt fan head for maximum air flow. Set it down anywhere and trigger the remote, it'll figure out the best way to bring it down a few degrees. Before long, everyone will notice just how cool things have gotten. And you can make your move.
THREE: WITTY BANTER. Pickup lines delivered straight? Pfft. Too 1970s. Pickup lines delivered through the plastic housing and blades of fan? Ironic! Witty! Self-referential! AMAZING! And suddenly, you're practically a Daily Show writer!
Don't make yourself wind up looking like a jerk by "negging" down the beach this summer. Start "fanning" and stay one step ahead of all those betas who get their game from pfft books. You're getting yours from a website! That's so much more 21st Century!
Features
Your choice of fans to help keep you cool.
Holmes 12" Remote Blizzard Power Fan- Three powerful speed settings to set and control your fan speed for optimal flow
- Oscillating front grill helps to disperse airflow
- Advanced blade system along with adjustable-tilt fan head delivers maximum air flow
- Includes easy to use Remote Control
- Automatic shut off timer and breeze functions to run up to 8 hours
- Retractable cord for easy storage
- Integrated carry handle
- Top mounted control panel with LED's
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 5 Year Limited Holmes
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Black & Decker 16" High Velocity Fan:
- The Black and Decker 16" High Velocity Floor Fan offers high-intensity airflow at 3 speed settings
- The 90° pivoting head circulates air in a room or can be focused for instant cooling, making this fan a powerful option for blazing summer days
- It also comes equipped with a convenient carrying handle
- 16" diameter/blade span
- Speed control knob with 3 settings
- Wall mountable
- Designed for interior use
- Housing and blades are made from plastic
- Perfect for small - medium sized rooms
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: 3 Years Black & Decker
Specs
Holmes 12" Remote Blizzard Power Fan Specifications | |
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Color: | Black |
Number of Blades: | 5 |
Number of Speed Settings: | 3 |
Wattage: | 50W |
Blade Diameter: | 12 Inches |
Timer: | Up to 8 Hours |
Dimensions: | 19.3"(H)x17.9"(W)x6.7"(D) |
Weight: | 6.6 Pounds |
Black & Decker 16" High Velocity Fan Specifications | |
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Overall Dimensions: | L 21" x W 8" x H 21" |
Fan Diameter: | 16" |
ETL Listed: | Yes |
Cord Length: | 7' |
Maximum air circulation (CFM): | 26.5 |
Weight: | 8.9 lbs. |
Voltage: | 120V, 60 Hz |
Watts: | 70W |
In the Box:
- (1) Holmes HFF1210AR-CWM 12" Remote Blizzard Power Fan
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- (1) Black & Decker BDHT5016 16 " High Velocity Fan
Specs
Holmes 12" Remote Blizzard Power Fan Specifications | |
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Color: | Black |
Number of Blades: | 5 |
Number of Speed Settings: | 3 |
Wattage: | 50W |
Blade Diameter: | 12 Inches |
Timer: | Up to 8 Hours |
Dimensions: | 19.3"(H)x17.9"(W)x6.7"(D) |
Weight: | 6.6 Pounds |
Black & Decker 16" High Velocity Fan Specifications | |
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Overall Dimensions: | L 21" x W 8" x H 21" |
Fan Diameter: | 16" |
ETL Listed: | Yes |
Cord Length: | 7' |
Maximum air circulation (CFM): | 26.5 |
Weight: | 8.9 lbs. |
Voltage: | 120V, 60 Hz |
Watts: | 70W |
In the Box:
- (1) Holmes HFF1210AR-CWM 12" Remote Blizzard Power Fan
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- (1) Black & Decker BDHT5016 16 " High Velocity Fan
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