Abbyson Living Dining Room Stuff

Oh! Finally an opportunity to test out my dining room stand-up material! "Why was the plate late to the party? Because he came to a fork in the road!" Bah-dum! Oh yeah! How 'bout another one? "What's a spoon's favorite sport? BOWLing!" Hahahahaha. I'm on a roll! Don't these jokes make you want to buy some dining room stuff!?

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About Abbyson Living

A long time ago, a woman named Abby gave birth to a child. When the doctor looked at the baby, he exclaimed, "It's a son!" He then turned to the nurses surrounding him and said, "Abby's son is living!" When she heard this, Abby thought to herself, "That'd be a great name for my furniture company."