We're just gonna throw it out there: probably everything you know about fruit cake comes from bad comedians on network TV. Think about it for a second. TV has lied to you about everything. They gave you the end of LOST and took away your Firefly. Why trust them on this? Think for YOURSELF this year.
Gone are the day when fruit cakes were for outcasts! Here are the day when fruit cakes are for everyone! Listen up: we were ahead of the curve on ugly sweaters in 2007 and we're ahead of the curve on this. Fruit cake's gonna be totally indie rock real soon. EAT IT NOW AND BE COOL LATER.