All Hallows Eve Decor

I am absolutely not saying that these decorations made your house a target. What I am saying, however, is that if you had spent as much energy on your candy selection as you did on your yard ornamentation and Star Child costume, a horde of disgruntled too-old-to-be-trick-or-treating-anyway teens wouldn't have egged your house.

Ends on October 12 at 9AM CT

About Halloween

Ah yes. All Hallows' Eve. The day we commemorate the pagan harvest festival by bobbing for apples, carving pumpkins into jack-o-lanterns and gawking at girls who use the holiday as an excuse to dress like hookers.