Antique Accents

Ay-a! Why you no like-a my accent-a? It-a an antique-a too! It-a old in 1956! They-a love this after-a World War II! Ay! You-a no like-a my accent? Maybe you-a... okay, I can't keep doing this. It makes me feel too dirty. Just buy some furniture and be glad we've grown as a culture.

Ends on January 24 at 9AM CT