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About Bathrooms

They’re a good place to shower. Also a pretty good place to poop, so long as you do it outside of the shower. Otherwise that’d just be gross. It’s great for brushing your teeth, too, which you can do while showering OR pooping, but not both. Those are three pretty important uses, but if you need a fourth one, bathrooms work pretty well as a place to lock your children when they’re being unruly.