Vampires of old needed some dirt in their coffins. Vampires today wear leather jackets and sparkle. If you want to be taken seriously as a vampire, you need clean floors. It's not hard, don't worry. Just get some of this stuff.
Ends on August 16 at 9AM CT
If you don't have time to do it yourself, call Renfield's Cleaning Service. KLondike-5, 1123. Your floors will shine so bright, you'll wish you still had a reflection!