Coastal Living

I love the ocean. I love feeling the cool breeze on my face and the gentle tide lapping at my feet. But I never get in the ocean because of the actual real possibility that a giant man-eating fish might swallow me whole. So I'll just appreciate the beauty of the ocean from the comfort of my home where the chances of being devoured by a vicious, aquatic eating machine are slim to none.

Ends on May 3 at 9AM CT

About the Coast

The best part about living near the ocean is that you don't have to pay big bucks for one of those fancy noise machines that lull you to sleep at night. The worst part about living near the ocean is hurricanes. Maybe tsunamis too. But definitely hurricanes.