Colonial Towels

I cannot tell a lie. These towels are amazing. Soft, absorbent, stylish. And if they were good enough for our forefathers, they're good enough for me. Not that our forefathers took showers all that often. They dusted themselves off with that white powder every so often, just like chinchillas. That's a historical fact. Look it up.

Ends on January 24 at 9AM CT

About Towels

You never quite realize how much you need a towel until you don't have a towel. Take it from the guy who once tried to towel off with toilet paper at the gym. I still can't look a sheet of one-ply directly in the eye. But it was either that or flap around under the hand dryer. And there are some things you just don't do in public.