You can make all the pies in the world, but until you have a ceramic hen on the counter, you're not really Country. Fill up on kitchen gear but don't forget! You gotta buy the hen too!
Why do you think people eat at Cracker Barrel? The food? Pfft. It's the style! Trust us, put that cow art up on your wall and within 24 hours some New York couple will knock on your door and ask to ironically buy some folk art for six or seven grand. Just give 'em a few things out of that garbage, they won't know.
