Halloween Blow-ups

Listen. I love Halloween. I love it when people get all into it and decorate their front yards with fun little blow-up guys like these. What I don't love is waking up to "The Monster Mash" on Christmas morning when we should be singing, "Joy to the World." Halloween has an expiration date, people. And it's the day after Halloween.

Ends on October 5 at 12AM CT

About Halloween Blow-Ups

Oh they're all cute and festive at night. But in my opinion, it's in the daytime when they're lying lifeless and deflated in a crumpled heap on the front lawn that they are truly at their creepiest.