Heys Luggage: Hey Hey Heys

Luggage is like a passport: a way out. If your life ever gets too weird, throw the best parts in a bag and flee! Or better yet: just go sit by the ocean for a week and rebuild. Saves on paperwork, don't'cha know.
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About Heys

Heys says they've created "The World's Lightest Carry-On Luggage" but clearly they've never heard of a small paper bag stuffed full of twenties. But, yeah, if you don't want to do all your shopping in the hotel gift shop, Heys is the way to go.
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