Inspect Your Gadgets
You might think life as a crime fighter is pretty exciting, but that's a common misconception. Really it's just a lot of paper work. I get bored with the day-to-day, so I moonlight as a personal chef. Here's my card. Yep, that's my motto. "Whipping up bad guys and soufflés!" My wife wrote it. She moonlights as a motto writer.