It's a Texas Squeeze!

Hey, we're a company that knows about Texas. So if our buyers (almost all Texans!) say we can invoke Texas' good name, you best believe you can trust 'em. And if not, come call 'em out! Texas law says if you catch someone in a lie, you get at least one free insult on their momma.
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Ends on November 22 at 9AM CT

About Texas

Texas is a magical place, simultaneously both proud to be part of America yet always wanting to leave. That's because they've got fire and dust in their blood. It's why they've got great guitarists, delicious food, and a complete mastery of the spicy pepper. Accept it: Texas is a dream come true (and we're not just saying that because it's where our company was born!)
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