Kitchen Baking

The Holidays are ending. Your family is no longer obligated to pretend to love you, and they're going to leave soon. But you can't go back to the crushing loneliness that was October. You need a way to keep them here, and zip ties and chloroform just sounds like a hassle. The only reasonable solution? Bake. It's a well known fact people can't abandon delicious pastries.

Ends on December 31 at 9AM CT

About Baking

Goes pretty well with shaking, for starters. And its practitioners generally have one up on both butchers and candle stick makers. For that matter, bakers get better dozens than anybody else, which is hardly fair ... but pretty awesome if you're a baker. What we're getting at here is that you should be a baker.