Some people call me a hoarder; I call myself an artist. Where you see hundreds of unopened wine bottles crowding my walls, I see a gorgeous display of color. What you see as an obstacle when trying to get through the kitchen, I see as a walkway of sparkling lights.
For years, I'd been doing wine shopping the wrong way. When seeing wine on sale, I'd buy five, ten, maybe twenty bottles of it. However, I never had any place to put the stuff, so I'd just drink it all at once. Well, turns out there are places you can put these types of things, and it's called storage. Wish I had known about that earlier.