Lodge: America's Cast Iron

The gravy Jefferson accidentally smeared on the Declaration of Independence, Lodge was there. The omelet Lincoln threw up before delivering the Gettysburg Address, Lodge was there. The deep fried Snickers bar Springsteen ate the morning he wrote "Born in the U.S.A." Lodge wasn't there. But it should have been.
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If you're doing your math right, you'll realize that Lodge wasn't around when most of those historical American events occurred. But it makes for a good story, so quit being all smarty pants and just go with it.
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