You could stand some, to be honest. Look, I'm not saying you're ugly or anything but let's not pretend you ate anything but greasy junk or drank anything but sugary poison for the duration of the Holiday Season. Your pores are a mess, you're a size bigger than you were a week ago, and you've bravely (if unwisely) decided to downgrade showering from "daily routine" to "fun change of pace." So stock up, and hide all your self-inflicted flaws the best you can until that Resolution kicks in and tidies you up.