Mr Beams: Heat Death

They say Heat Death will end the universe. We say a lack of heat makes for better lamps! Maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle. Which means you need to buy these great lamps before the universe ends. See? Compromise!

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About Science

Hey, it's good to know the reality, even if it doesn't matter. That's what science is here for. Keepin' us honest. Otherwise, we'd have to write A TINY FAIRY LIVES IN EACH BULB and Neil Gaiman's working that side of the street right now.