Imagine if you could wave a magic wand over a panda's lunch and get a warm, fluffy towel. Now, imagine that magic wand is science, and the panda still got to eat. That's basically how these towels and throws happened. See? Soft and humane.
Pandas live high in the mountains of China, where they can't call for pizza. And anyway, they wouldn't want to in the first place. Chinese pizza is weird, man. Like, it's got shellfish and soy cheese and weird spicy sauces. You want our opinion, just stick with the pork buns. Chinese pork buns are the best. And pandas would agree, if they ate pork.
