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The unfortunate reality of the Holiday season is this: there are going to be a lot of people in your house, and they're going to be eating your food. There's nothing you can do to stop it, because even if you're awful the Holiday spirit makes them love you anyways for a couple days. The only solution is to load up on extra, delicious, and fortuitously cheap food from Woot.
They fill the void in my heart where friends and family used to be. Whenever I need affection, I just reach for something sugary and delicious and all of a sudden the world feels warm and maternal again. Snacks are the miracle drug, the universal panacea, the elixir; they solve every problem. Except for high cholesterol; that one, admittedly, they make a little worse.