Placemats, Runners, Towels and Aprons

I'm sure it's possible to cook and eat meals without the use of these fashionable and functional kitchen accoutrements. Kinda like how it's possible for a farm animal to eat without silverware. You just dump the slop in a big ol' trough and let 'em go to town. You wanna live like that, THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE.

Ends on August 16 at 9AM CT

About Food Fights

In some countries, it's considered rude to walk away from a meal without throwing at least some of it at the wall. Doing so is like saying, "This meatloaf is a work of art and should be enjoyed by everyone."