Put Some Jingle in Your Jangle

You haven't truly been mortified til you've opened the door to find your friends singing carols, in July, because your dad was too lazy to take down the lights. Don't be like my dad. You can start preparing now for not being like my dad. Just make sure you take these all down in a timely manner.

Ends on October 25 at 9AM CT

About the Holidays

Dad falling off the ladder. Dad stapling the lights to the house. Dad insisting that we march 5 miles out into the wilderness to hack down the biggest tree you've ever seen. Dad's redneck cousin showing up unannounced and pretty much making everyone feel really awkward and uncomfortable. Sounds a whole lot like that Christmas movie with Chevy Chase, doesn't it? Replace the cousin with an uncle, and you've got the plot to my childhood. True story.