Technically, you don't have to use these on a table. You could also set your counter. Or your bedside tray. Or your Japanese stripper. Any surface you're going to eat from, basically.
They say a lot about you as a person. The products above all say you're a classy, beautiful (or handsome, if that's more your style), hunk of brilliant pimp-tastic man-or-woman meat. The stuff you've already got in your kitchen? Says your a hobo, and doesn't have the courage to say it to your face. Probably best if you throw it all out.
