Ripper! Tearer! Slasher! Gouger! Much like Beowulf, Shun Knives are powerful weapons, that can do all of those things, and also like Beowulf, they're pretty great at saving a feast. By, you know, cutting all the meats and food and stuff. And, I suppose, dealing with any Grendels that might show up.
Of all the socially hostile knife companies out there, Shun is the best. Brandishing Shun knives at just about anybody lets them know that they are unwelcome in your cooking clique. Only the truly beautiful, talented, and knife-wielding are welcome in your kitchen, and anybody else had better get the point, or you'll take it upon yourself to make sure they ... get the point.
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