Spa Living

What no one knows can't hurt them. And what no one knows is that I have been sneaking in to a certain spa every night and sleeping there, among other things. Times like these, a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do to get by. I save a ton of money by not paying rent, and my skin has NEVER looked better.

Ends on April 2 at 9AM CT

About the Spa Experience

Just once I wish I could understand every language in the world. Mostly because it would be cool to be that well-rounded. But also because I just KNOW those ladies at the spa are making fun of me and I'd love to see the looks on their faces when I call them on it.