A good rug and the room is tied together. You know it, we know it, Jeff Bridges knows it, all those people who dress up and quote Jeff Bridges know it. One of these rugs and your lousy interior design skills become "a bold decision" almost instantly. It's either this or go back to art school and make a color wheel.
Rugs were invented in the year 2365, then sent backwards through time to 1131. There they slowly acclimated to the then-present day until no one could imagine a world without rugs. One day soon, the knowledge of rugs will be erased from the world so as not to ruin the timestream. Buy your rug now, while there's still time!