The Cuisinart Kitchen

There's nothing these machines do that you can't do on your own. Sure, we admit it! But doing it all solo takes time, yeah? Wouldn't you rather have a sandwich now instead of, say, six hours from now? Of course you would. And THAT'S what you're REALLY buying. Free time.

Ends on October 29 at 9AM CT

About Robots

Robots could also make you sandwiches, but then their program would corrupt and they'd go mad, and try to take over the world and turn it into one big sandwich. Better to just stick with non-sentient machines for now.