The Good Sheets!

Company's coming! You can't just wrap them in a patchwork blanket made from old dishtowels. You've got to make it clear they matter! You want them to see their bedding and yell "Oh! Sheet! Yeah!" So make sure these sheets are in your hand, and you won't have to fold. Or maybe that's a bad metaphor.

Ends on January 21 at 9AM CT

About Sheets

Originally, man slept on the ground. Then came the mattress, to protect them from the hard ground. Then came the blanket, to protect the mattress. Then came the sheet, to protect the blanket. Possibly in the next thousand years we'll have some sort of hovering under-screen to protect the sheet. But we're not that advanced yet.