The Pool-verine

You're the best there is at what you do. It's just that what you do involves pools. After that, you've got to clean up "the mess" (by which we mean water) and for that, you need a towel. And maybe a place to keep your beer. And, possibly, a weird pointy hairstyle.

Ends on May 28 at 9AM CT

About The Poolverine

We hear his real name is James Towel-ett. But his past is mostly shrouded in mystery. Also, in towels.