It's a common situation these days. He loves she, she loves he, but they also love … the vacuum. Our tip to any happy couple? Don't let it come between the love, but rather, let it be an EXPRESSION of love. A vacuum should bring you closer together, not keep you apart.
Ends on January 28 at 9AM CT
As cool as robots and machines may be, nobody ever wrote a decent sonnet to a vacuum. Sure, go on, Google it and see what kind of poems you get. You'll get two lines in and want to throw yourself under a Roomba.