Time To Get Cooking

Go find a mirror and look into your eyes. A long, hard, serious look. Then say "What's for dinner?" If the answer is "Delivery?" then shake your head in disappointment, come back here, and buy some cookware. You can't trust that person in the mirror. They're as shifty as you are.

Ends on May 3 at 9AM CT

About Cooking

Without cooking, we'd be eating walnuts, carrots and raw cookie dough. No, no, that's not a positive thing, no matter how tasty it sounds. Tell you what, pretend we said bark and rocks. That'll make a stronger point.