Listen, Toots. I've got a connection to make. And so help me, if I miss it and have to spend a night in Missoula because your bag is too big and now they have to check it, I will make the next four hours absolutely miserable for you. Let's just say your seat back will remain in the upright position the entire flight. DON'T TEST ME!
Do you REALLY need to pack five pairs of shoes and two pairs of boots? Because seriously, we're only going to be at your mother's for two days, and you know you're just going to get into a huge fight after three hours and leave early anyway. Don't turn this around on me. I love your mother.